our seasonal trip to see santa at sheringham. The poppy line had its usual collection of strangeness with old favs like ‘just so james’ and his young apprentice, Maureen the very old elf and the sherry man – nice. Thanks to rigsby the landlord for making our stay that little bit special.

presenting Julies awesome log- this is a precursor of the whopper that will arrive at Crimbo. And well done on the roasted Goose too – very nice.

an nice early morning wakeup call for me today – 5.30 the days inn pretended to be on fire – i didn’t fancy a role in the towering inferno so i joined all the other responsible people on the street – nice.

yawn.

Not exactly camping out! but we went down to the local forest with auntie becky to try and build some ‘dens’ – a few quality constructions here…

a show that brings the sublime, the strange and the downright mystifying to our doorstep – ive never seen a ‘parade’ of ‘best’ cows before!

£15 per head and £5 to park the car. £4 for a show guide so not a cheap day out
also its comes with a free black hole, on entrance was this sign… we must have some wierd time dilation here – perhaps a distortion in the fabric of the space time continuum that the phone companies are controlling to slow everything down?

yep… an actual live spitting cockroach on this mans head – smashing stuff…

The procession of cows – looking good….

And the food o’ the world tent

very nice jam in here containing peas or something

Nice to see our old mate Emma all the way from Portugal. She came , she went and noone was hurt – see you soon ems.

with a bit of help from the grip fix girls…

almost there…

Our cat ‘kedi’ has changed a bit since moving to wokingham – cant quite put my finger on it…